Posts tagged funny
A Literal Interpretation of Biblical Poetry
Aug 11th
A humorous look at Song of Solomon 4:1-7 – if the figurative were literal, this would be the perfect woman.
Soundtrack is the live Scripture reading by Captain John Van Cleef at Kroc Church. The look on Captain Lisa’s unsuspecting face was priceless! Here’s your chance to make this moment last forever!
The Salvation Army
Jun 2nd
1. Yes, it’s funny.
2. Did you know…?
a. 100% of the revenue from Salvation Army Thrift Stores goes to helping people in their recovery from substance addiction?
b. Your donations have a real impact on people’s lives right here in San Diego County?
c. People active in our own Kroc Church congregation are direct beneficiaries of your financial support?
d. People from all walks of life, all backgrounds, all ethnicities, all religions, all ages are both susceptible to addiction and have the right to receive The Salvation Army’s help in their recovery?
e. It’s really easy to pitch in? Just go to http://www.satruck.com/ to learn more, to schedule a pickup at your home, to locate a Thrift Store and more!
